Difference Between Sexes



Following are some suggestions of BBC News Online readers for the difference between sexes. These differences are interesting, please read on...

  • Women have the Oh dear, the toilet paper is on its last sheet; must replace it immediately gene. This is entirely absent in men who have the Oh s..t! Can you pass me a toilet roll, love? gene!
  • Ask a woman in the street how to get somewhere and she will direct via shops. Ask a man and it will be via pubs
  • When faced with flat-pack furniture, men never read the manual. Yet they spend hours reading manuals for cars or bikes they will never own.
  • Men can balance an infinite amount of rubbish in the bin, without noticing it is full.
  • Women know when all you want is a glass of wine, nodding sympathy and a good whinge. Men offer a solution.
  • Men cannot watch sports and talk to their wives at the same time.
  • If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had gone with.
  • Men do not even bother to look for something, then ask where it is and hope that it was the woman who put it away
  • When men want something they ask for it. When women want something they make a point distantly related to the subject and wait for a response.
  • Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender
  • Men can watch an entire film without having to ask who is that, what does he do?
  • Women pee together. Men do not acknowledge, let alone speak, to each other when peeing.
  • Men can drive without having to look at themselves in the mirror.
  • Women can get by with 10 or 20 CDs. Men need 200 plus.

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Unbelievable Illusion

Are you good in identifying colors ?

If yes.. then try this one. This illusion is surely unbelievable.



Funny SMS Messages

January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed...
U...
R...
Always...
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I 'll take u an eye specialist !!

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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool.

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I wrote ur name on the sands...
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart...
i got a HEART ATTACK

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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers

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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain
& u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

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when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock


ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKEY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK


I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water !! ;)

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when i call u;
1 ring means I'm thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means ... pick d phone idiot

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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

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The human brain is most outstanding thing...
it functions 24hrs 365 days...
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality


SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

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History Teacher : From where to where did the Mughals rule ?
Student : Teacher, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26

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Teacher: U are a failure! At ur age, Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but at ur age Hitler had committed suicide.

Dog Race

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.

"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation."

"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."

The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.

"What was that for?" he complained.

"Your dog called last night."

Pretend Married

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

Nollywood by Pieter Hugo

Nollywood - Nigerian film industry. Pictures by Pieter Hugo

Laurel & Hardy - Funny Dance

Very funny dance by Laurel and Hardy.

Fairy Tales

"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected...' "

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Sardar - Vacation

Banta Singh and Santa Singh were discussing about Banta's Vacation.
Banta tells Santa, "I'm ready for a vacation. But this year I'll do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Goa. I went to Goa and my wife got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Ooty, and my wife got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Manali and my wife again got pregnant."

Santa asks Banta, "So, what will you do this year?"

Banta says, "This year I'm taking my wife with me."

Little Jhonny - Role Call

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"

Always On Time

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."