Put the glass down

A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it.

He held it up for all to see; asked the students,' How much do you
think this glass weighs?'

'50gms!' .... '100gms!' ......'125gms' ......the students answered.

'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor,'but, my
question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few
minutes?'

'Nothing' the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the
professor asked.

'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the students.

'You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?'

'Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress; paralysis;

Have to go to hospital for sure!'ventured another student; all the
students laughed.

'Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?' asked

The professor. 'No' the students said.

Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?'

The students were puzzled.

'Put the glass down!' said one of the students.

'Exactly!' said the professor.' Life's problems are something like this.

Hold it for a few minutes in your head; they seem OK.

Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even
longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do
anything.

It's important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down' at the end of every day before
you go to sleep.

That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong &
can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!'

Remember to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

Old woman and dog in a train

The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular;
'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! this American
should be put in his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'I say, old boy, you
Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold
the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of
the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of
the window.'

How to recruit right person for a Job


Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.

If they are counting the Bricks. 
Put them in the accounts Department.

If they are recounting them.. 
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. 
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. 
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping. 
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. 
Put them in information Technology.

If they are sitting idle. 
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for The day. 
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the Window. 
Put them on strategic Planning.

And then last but not least. 

If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick Has been Moved
Congratulate them and put them In top management.