tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-146275512024-03-07T11:43:58.206+05:30Funny & Interesting StuffA Blog with a collection of favourite jokes and stuff received through Email forwards.Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.comBlogger327125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-40353442741234849332011-07-27T00:14:00.002+05:302011-07-27T00:15:38.764+05:30Suicide?<img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 220px;" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-1qTyXrKpfwo/Ti0JSRlZ98I/AAAAAAAAMec/PaziT8pR0K4/w350/morrer%2Bfail.gif" border="0" alt="" /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-63799066055328734002011-06-27T02:44:00.001+05:302011-06-27T02:48:18.520+05:30Creative Car AdHere is a creative Car Ad.<br /><br /><object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pTLl_yTFDaI&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pTLl_yTFDaI&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-76988918380347649092011-02-05T03:48:00.001+05:302011-02-05T03:50:10.073+05:30How to give more than 100%?From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: <br />What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? <br /><br />We have all been to those meetings where someone want you to give over 100%. <br /><br />How about achieving 103%? What makes up 103% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.<br /><br />If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: <br />1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26 <br /><br />Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+16+18+11 = 98%<br />and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%<br />but A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%<br />and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%<br /><br />AND, look how far ass kissing will take you A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%<br /><br />So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainity that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-6469230627618465242011-02-05T03:28:00.000+05:302011-02-05T03:30:00.866+05:30Funny Ad - Learn English<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aoRD1wmvwUc" frameborder="0"></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-6535459529853929612011-02-05T02:47:00.004+05:302011-02-05T03:00:15.941+05:30A Milestone in India<img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 227px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfcb4Mn4tg1q9X16D4xIYtr2ZOrfemMc1LMx7-qh1mCNbDXCRkzGJmoXTw8aOQ-9JAq52kuCpzzL-IcEifJPE_XaaVB_CvzrLuL59ffnEzrxdVyOftQFD0KbgkgymCXM6vevfE/s400/milestone-india.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569948193492556562" /><br /><br />we INDIANS will go really FAR...<br /><br />More <a href="http://adayinlife.timesofindia.com/photos/we-indians-will-go-really-far/4331">here</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-28945874398704838762011-02-03T11:39:00.000+05:302011-02-05T02:44:51.730+05:30Kissing Cimps<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JlevdGvGcJM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-25923208015642156242011-02-01T02:37:00.000+05:302011-02-05T02:38:58.364+05:30Married Man - Wrong Number<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dxcAoIBDALg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-28853130385572100962010-08-20T02:41:00.000+05:302010-08-20T02:41:15.844+05:30Hug a developer today...<object style="background-image:url(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/1lqxORnQARw/hqdefault.jpg)" width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1lqxORnQARw?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1lqxORnQARw?fs=1&hl=en_US" width="480" height="295" allowScriptAccess="never" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-79144268803727674572010-07-02T14:43:00.000+05:302011-01-17T05:06:12.460+05:30Who is Balakrishna?<font class="Apple-style-span" face="'trebuchet ms', sans-serif"><div>If you do not know who is Balakrishna..... here you go</div><div><br /></div><div>1. Balakrishna makes onions cry</div><div>2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.</div> <div>3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.</div><div>4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.</div><div>5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.</div> <div>6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.</div><div>7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.............. he turns the dark off.</div><div>8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.</div> <div>9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.</div><div>10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.</div><div>11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.</div> <div>12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.</div><div>13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.</div> <div>14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.</div><div>15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."</div> <div>16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.</div><div>17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.</div><div>18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.</div> <div>19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.</div><div>20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.</div> <div>21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.</div><div>22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.</div> <div>23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.</div><div>24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.</div><div>25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"</div> <div>26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.</div><div>27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.</div> <div>28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.</div><div>29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 18 Seconds.</div><div>30. With the rising cost of petrol, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.</div> <div>31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.</div><div>32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.</div><div>33. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna</div> <div>34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice</div><div>35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down</div><div>36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.</div> <div>37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.</div><div>38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile</div><div>39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door</div><div>40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.</div> <div>41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.</div><div>42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked" your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.</div> <div>43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes</div><div>44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.</div><div>45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad</div> <div>46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink</div><div>47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.</div><div>48. Balakrishna's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.</div> <div>49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.</div><div><br /></div></font><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-5219387180554250832010-06-29T00:15:00.000+05:302010-06-29T00:16:54.105+05:30A Cat Scares Itself<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6Otc_T3u1uY&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6Otc_T3u1uY&rel=0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-5884269313756919212010-06-26T15:42:00.000+05:302010-06-26T15:43:40.664+05:30Funny video on BP<object width="640" height="388"><param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/23691f9f95fce8fca3b49a14619493ae"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/23691f9f95fce8fca3b49a14619493ae" width="640" height="388" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-55449911828088395242010-06-16T16:05:00.001+05:302010-06-16T16:05:56.111+05:30Mail from a Chain-mail VictimHi,<br><br>I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2005 & 2006.<br> <br>Because of your kindness : <br><ul><li>I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. </li> <li>I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. </li><li>I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer. </li><li>I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. </li> <li>I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. </li><li>I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. </li> <li>When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. <br></li><li>I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...) </li> <li>I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon. </li><li>My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland. </li> <li>Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property who died in a plane crash with all his family, and also leaving no relatives, of some hundred thousand million $. </li> <li>Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)....maybe they must've forwarded it many times much before I had done it. </li> </ul> <br><b>IMPORTANT NOTE</b>: If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at any time. <br><br>Thanks and Regards, <br>a frustrated (still hopeful) chain mail victim!! <br> <br> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-4850229831293424452010-06-02T11:54:00.001+05:302010-06-02T11:54:20.106+05:30Love this doctor - For his advice <div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><blockquote style="padding-left: 5px; margin-left: 5px; border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255);"><br><div> <div style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"> <div><br> </div> <div style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"> <div style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: times new roman,new york,times,serif;"> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div align="left"> </div> <div> <table width="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100%"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font> <div> <table width="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100%"> <table width="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100%"> <table width="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100%"><font size="4" color="#e26200" face="Arial"></font><div> <table width="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100%"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font> <br><font size="5" color="#000080" face="Arial">I</font><font size="5" face="Arial"> love this Doctor <br></font><img src="cid:1.49508059@web36903.mail.mud.yahoo.com"><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b><br> Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?</b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"> <br>A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">Want to live longer? Take a nap. <br></font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b><br>Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? </b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"><br>A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.</font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">mechanism</font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. <br></font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b><br>Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?</b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"> <br>A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, <br></font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! <br></font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b><br>Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? </b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"><br>A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. <br></font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b><br>Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?</b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"> <br>A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!</font> <br><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"> </font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b>Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?</b></font><font size="4" face="Arial"> </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? </font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b><br><br> Q</b></font><font size="4" face="Arial">: </font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b>Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? </b></font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. <br></font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b>Q: Is chocolate bad for me? </b></font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">It's the best feel-good food around! </font><font size="5" face="Arial"><br></font><font size="5" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b>Q: Is swimming good for your figure?</b></font><font size="4" color="#800000" face="Arial"><b> </b></font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. <br></font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b>Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? </b></font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! <br><br>Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. <br><br>And remember:</font> <br><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b>'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention <br>of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, <br>but rather to skid in sideways</b></font> <br><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font> <br><font size="4" color="red" face="Arial"><b>Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - <br>body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and <br>screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride' </b></font><br><font size="3" face="Arial"> </font> <br><font size="4" face="Arial">AND.....<br><br>For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. <br>It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. <br><br>1. The Japanese eat very little fat</font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"> <br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<br><br>2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat</font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. <br><br>3. The Chinese drink very little red wine </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.</font><font size="5" face="Arial"><br></font><font size="4" face="Arial"><br>4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine</font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. <br><br>5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats </font><font size="4" color="#000080" face="Arial"><br> </font><font size="4" face="Arial">and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. <br></font><font size="5" face="Arial"><br>CONCLUSION<br></font><font size="5" color="red" face="Arial"><b><br>Eat and drink what you like.<br>Speaking English is apparently what kills you. </b></font><font size="5" face="Arial"><br></font><br></td></tr></tbody></table><div><table width="100%"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100%"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font></td></tr></tbody></table><br></div> </div></td></tr></tbody></table><br></td></tr></tbody></table><br></td></tr></tbody></table><br></div></td></tr></tbody></table> </div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></td></tr></tbody></table><br></div> <br> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-35068015659933494782010-05-23T01:29:00.002+05:302010-05-23T01:31:42.176+05:30Google Car - Camera that took Street pictures<i><span style="font-family: times new roman,serif;font-size:130%;" >Google Maps has a Street View feature using which one can actually see a 360 degree view of the Street. Here is a sample:<br /><iframe width="425" height="240" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=embed&hl=en&geocode=&q=Golden+bridge,+Sanfrancisco,+CA,+United+States&sll=37.792134,-122.415483&sspn=0.011615,0.021865&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Golden+Gate+Bridge,+San+Francisco,+Marin,+California&layer=c&cbll=37.816925,-122.478151&panoid=8wEomr7rcf9V0gN9-4UiHQ&cbp=13,0,,0,5&ll=37.818882,-122.478393&spn=0,0.048237&z=14&iwloc=A&output=svembed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=embed&hl=en&geocode=&q=Golden+bridge,+Sanfrancisco,+CA,+United+States&sll=37.792134,-122.415483&sspn=0.011615,0.021865&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Golden+Gate+Bridge,+San+Francisco,+Marin,+California&layer=c&cbll=37.816925,-122.478151&panoid=8wEomr7rcf9V0gN9-4UiHQ&cbp=13,0,,0,5&ll=37.818882,-122.478393&spn=0,0.048237&z=14&iwloc=A" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small><br /><br />Ever wonder how they took these pictures? Well... this is the vehicle that took those pictures:<br /><img alt="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01382/googlecar_1382083c.jpg" src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01382/googlecar_1382083c.jpg" /><br />Source: <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk">Telegraph</a><br /><br /></span></i><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-47639296407046202752010-05-23T01:08:00.001+05:302010-05-23T01:08:13.399+05:3021 Changes to IPL<font size="4"><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">The following 21 changes will be made to renew our pride in continuing with the world's best "Cric-entertainment" league - the IPL</span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing Lalit Modi, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Chairman should be her own candidate, Mr Dalit Modi. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians (preferably Maharashtrian Brahmins). All other players will have their legs broken. Zaheer Khan will have his house burned down. So will Irfan Pathan, Yusuf Pathan and Mohd Kaif. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">4. The Chennai Super Kings team will be renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively.</span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked.</span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">7. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% of each team should be reserved for women.</span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">8. Mayawati will demand that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">9. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized.</span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">10. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parlimentary Commission. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">11. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centers from 10 a.m. to 12.45 p.m. The facility to purchase tickets on your cellphone will immediately be withdrawn.</span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">12. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">13. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">14. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">15. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 p.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">16. Between each innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">17. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed " Krishi Darshan." </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">18. There will be no matches on weekends or on national / regional holidays. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">19. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">20. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls (Hindi terms for underhand bowling) to the reserved players. </span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;">21. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it . <br> <br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"></span><br style="font-family: trebuchet ms,sans-serif;"></font> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-25733393167359961462010-05-23T00:31:00.001+05:302010-05-23T00:31:10.730+05:30Nuclear Power and ShitA stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said: "Let's talk, I am sure that flights are faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."<br> <br>The little girl who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"<br><br>"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger.<br><br>"How about nuclear power?" The girl asked.<br> <br>"Ok," he said "That could be an interesting topic!"<br><br>The girl continues: "But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"<br> <br>"The stranger thinks about it and says:"Hmmm, I have no idea."<br><br>To which the little girl replies:"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"<br> <br><br>------------------------------------------------------------<br><br>Visit <a target="_blank" href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14627551-1948079237976218760?l=krishna-fun.blogspot.com" alt="" width="1" height="1"><br><br> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-83040451894209370192010-05-22T23:45:00.001+05:302010-05-22T23:45:39.968+05:30When God asked me to marry againA funny narration by Mr. Ranjan about his dream where God asked him to marry again. The funny part is the conversation about this topic with his wife.<br><br><blockquote style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding-left: 1ex;" class="gmail_quote"> <p>"God wanted a favour from you?" I did notice a smile escaping on Rekha's face. </p><p>"Yes. Apparently, God has a 56 year old devotee who has a 27 year old daughter named Pratiksha. He wants me to marry her." <br></p></blockquote><blockquote style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding-left: 1ex;" class="gmail_quote"><div>..... <br></div> </blockquote><div><blockquote style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding-left: 1ex;" class="gmail_quote"><p>"Rekha, I swear I can identify God's voice. The lightening was equivalent to three or four tube lights and the boom in his voice can't be replicated unless somebody had installed 3000 Watts Bose speakers."</p><p>"So, I understand you are going ahead with God's dictate and marrying that Pratiksha girl?"</p></blockquote><div>Full post: <a href="http://ouchmytoe.com/02/when-god-asked-me-to-marry-again">http://ouchmytoe.com/02/when-god-asked-me-to-marry-again</a> <br></div> </div> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-19480792379762187602010-05-06T17:21:00.002+05:302010-05-11T18:14:39.888+05:30A photo with a great meaning in it ...<img style="cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 336px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU-Stl-8sktqgzfqvMAfh_wV5yibHazcG52EWx7XHOHFiMuh6WUbc4Izxiz7_xHiuC7M18TZ8mkDYlWyUUuUA8gptaxU-BzjPll2z6LDrhD3TkSAV8PUFHWEAN9GVaMXBWR8Jx/s1600/image001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469989702849309234" border="0" /><br /><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >"Dont talk while he drives"<br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-37879620290267180942010-04-30T14:23:00.001+05:302010-04-30T14:23:12.552+05:30What matters? Performance or PositionA Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.<br>Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a<br>loud<br>shirt, leather jacket & jeans.<p>God asks him: "Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether<br>to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?"<br>The guy replies: "I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!"<br>God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: "Please take this<br>silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven..."<p>Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a<br>booming voice: "I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so &<br>so Church for<br>the last 40 years."<br>God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: "Please take this cotton<br>robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ..."<p>"Just a minute," says the agonized Priest. "How is it that a foul<br>mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden<br>scarf and me, a<br>Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has<br>to make do with a Cotton robe?"<p>"Results my friend, Results", shrugs God.<p>"While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED"<p>It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-82534352337875032672010-04-20T12:27:00.001+05:302010-04-20T12:27:33.064+05:30FW: "SIMHA" MOVIE SPECIAL OFFER<style>@font-face { font-family: Cambria; } @font-face { font-family: Calibri; } @font-face { font-family: Tahoma; } @font-face { font-family: Script MT Bold; } @page Section1 {size: 8.5in 11.0in; margin: 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in; } P.MsoNormal { FONT-SIZE: 11pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Calibri","sans-serif" } LI.MsoNormal { FONT-SIZE: 11pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Calibri","sans-serif" } DIV.MsoNormal { FONT-SIZE: 11pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Calibri","sans-serif" } A:link { COLOR: blue; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-style-priority: 99 } SPAN.MsoHyperlink { COLOR: blue; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-style-priority: 99 } A:visited { COLOR: purple; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-style-priority: 99 } SPAN.MsoHyperlinkFollowed { COLOR: purple; TEXT-DECORATION: underline; mso-style-priority: 99 } P.MsoAcetate { FONT-SIZE: 8pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; mso-style-priority: 99; mso-style-link: "Balloon Text Char" } LI.MsoAcetate { FONT-SIZE: 8pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; mso-style-priority: 99; mso-style-link: "Balloon Text Char" } DIV.MsoAcetate { FONT-SIZE: 8pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; mso-style-priority: 99; mso-style-link: "Balloon Text Char" } SPAN.BalloonTextChar { FONT-FAMILY: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; mso-style-priority: 99; mso-style-link: "Balloon Text"; mso-style-name: "Balloon Text Char" } SPAN.EmailStyle19 { COLOR: windowtext; FONT-FAMILY: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-style-type: personal } SPAN.EmailStyle20 { COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; mso-style-type: personal-reply } .MsoChpDefault { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-style-type: export-only } DIV.Section1 { page: Section1 } </style><div style="font-family: tahoma,sans-serif;" dir="ltr" align="left"><font size="2" color="#0000ff"><span class="031474206-20042010">Funny mail... but looks like film makers and fans are resorting to any kind of publicity(+ve or -ve). <br> </span></font></div><br style="font-family: tahoma,sans-serif;"> <div style="font-family: tahoma,sans-serif;" dir="ltr" class="OutlookMessageHeader" align="left" lang="en-us"> <hr tabindex="-1"> <font size="2"><b></b><b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, April 20, 2010 11:34 AM<br><b></b><b>Subject:</b> "SIMHA" MOVIE SPECIAL OFFER<br></font><br></div> <div style="font-family: tahoma,sans-serif;"></div> <div style="font-family: tahoma,sans-serif;" class="Section1"> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Most awaited World Wide Release of the decade <b><span style="color: red;">SIMHA</span></b> is expected to break all time record Collections of AVATAR/ 3 IDIOTS etc with the bellow attractive packages:</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Gear up to Grab the offer:</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">The below mentioned rates are applicable in <b><span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);">Ordinary Cinemas</span></b> in India irrespective of Age and Gender.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Entry in the beginning of the movie: 1/-</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Exit in the middle of the movie: 200/-</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Exit at the end of the movie : Not applicable.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Location: All Centers.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">The below mentioned rates are applicable in India irrespective of Age and Gender.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-size: 12pt;">Multiplexes Special Package:</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-size: 12pt;"> </span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Entry in the beginning of the movie: Free Free Free</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Exit in the middle of the movie: 500/-</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Exit at the end of the movie : Not applicable.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Location: All Centers.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0); font-size: 12pt;">Overseas Package:</span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Entry to the movie : Free pick-up within 10miles radius from the Cinema to respective Seats.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Exit in the middle of the movie: 75 USD or equal amount in respective Currencies</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Exit at the end of the movie : Sorry , only first half will be screened ,assuming every one leave the Cinema by that time.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Drop Service (which would be mandatory) : 75 USD or equal amount in respective Currencies to the nearest available Hospitals.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Location: All Centers.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><b>Note:</b> <i>No Health Insurance company would bare the amount claimed by the <b><span style="color: red;">SIMHA</span></b> Victims. </i>This special Clause is included in all the medical policies recently!!</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p></div><br> <div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-37413807800397599642010-04-12T00:14:00.002+05:302010-04-12T00:22:04.310+05:30Fishing with GF on Nitro Boat (Funny)<object width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NgFhJN4H0T0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NgFhJN4H0T0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-18368452629117062962010-04-03T13:36:00.002+05:302010-04-03T18:04:03.459+05:30Coolest Sardar<b>A Pakistani, a Bangladeshi and a Sardarji are sitting at a Pub in Bavaria drinking beer. </b><br /><br /><font size="3">The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice.'</font><br /> <br /><font size="4">The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'</font><br /> <br /><font size="5">Our Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says 'In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice'. </font><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-32146531624238244962010-02-23T01:02:00.000+05:302010-02-23T01:03:26.872+05:30Why use a Condom?<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7nS1Ob3FU30&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=nl_NL&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7nS1Ob3FU30&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=nl_NL&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-87795143214042913572010-02-23T00:54:00.001+05:302010-02-23T00:54:41.985+05:30Don't mess with women<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMxBWVQXvGE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=nl_NL&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMxBWVQXvGE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=nl_NL&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627551.post-3843479044556438512010-02-23T00:39:00.000+05:302010-02-23T00:40:24.385+05:30How a singing Girl is silenced<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/psVcCMWfKio&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=nl_NL&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/psVcCMWfKio&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=nl_NL&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">Visit <a href="http://krishna-fun.blogspot.com/">Funny Stuff</a> for more jokes.</div>Krishnahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13245545145948482842noreply@blogger.com0