Smart, or Stupid Questions

These are some stupid questions... but they will make you think.

• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  
• Can you cry under water?
  
• If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  
• If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
  
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
  
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  
• If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
  
• If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
  
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  
• Whats a question with no answer called?
  
• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  
• Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
  
• Why is a square meal served on round plates?
  
• Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
  
• Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
  

Yankee Fan

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"

"The Red Sox."

"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

Blonde Joke: Suicide

Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.

"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.

"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

Stupid Questions - Smart Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Sardar and Tiger

Sardar Dhakaan Singh is a big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out of the zoo and closed the main gate.

Now the tiger is inside the zoo but wandering freely. Zoo people requested sardar to go inside and trap the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun.

While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger is chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep.

At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right.

Then cleverly, Dhakaan put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger ran into the left path. With a sigh of relief, he drove forward.

After some time the roads meet and the same situation arises again. Once more the road divides into two and this time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side.

After some time the roads meet again to our sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him.

Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner of the road.

Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is given for vehicles which want to overtake.

The tiger this time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.





NOW TELL ME WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY ??

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MORAL: "There are Sardar Communities in Tigers too" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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