What matters? Performance or Position

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a
loud
shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: "Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether
to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?"
The guy replies: "I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!"
God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: "Please take this
silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven..."

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a
booming voice: "I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so &
so Church for
the last 40 years."
God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: "Please take this cotton
robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ..."

"Just a minute," says the agonized Priest. "How is it that a foul
mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden
scarf and me, a
Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has
to make do with a Cotton robe?"

"Results my friend, Results", shrugs God.

"While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED"

It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

FW: "SIMHA" MOVIE SPECIAL OFFER

Funny mail... but looks like film makers and fans are resorting to any kind of publicity(+ve or -ve).

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Sent: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 11:34 AM
Subject: "SIMHA" MOVIE SPECIAL OFFER

 

Most awaited World Wide Release of the decade SIMHA is expected to break all time record Collections of AVATAR/ 3 IDIOTS etc with the bellow attractive packages:

 

Gear up to Grab the offer:

 

The below mentioned rates are applicable in Ordinary Cinemas in India irrespective of Age and Gender.

 

Entry in  the beginning of the movie: 1/-

Exit in the middle of the movie: 200/-

Exit at the end of the movie  : Not applicable.

Location: All Centers.

 

 

The below mentioned rates are applicable in India irrespective of Age and Gender.

 

Multiplexes Special Package:

 

Entry in  the beginning of the movie: Free Free Free

Exit in the middle of the movie: 500/-

Exit at the end of the movie  : Not applicable.

Location: All Centers.

 

Overseas Package:

 

Entry to the movie : Free pick-up within 10miles radius from the Cinema to respective Seats.

Exit in the middle of the movie: 75 USD  or equal amount in respective Currencies

Exit at the end of the movie  : Sorry , only first half will be screened ,assuming every one leave the Cinema by that time.

Drop Service (which would be mandatory) : 75 USD  or equal amount in respective Currencies to the nearest available Hospitals.

Location: All Centers.

 

Note: No Health Insurance company would bare the amount claimed by the SIMHA Victims. This special Clause is included in all the medical policies recently!!