Funny Quotes

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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 A bus station is where a bus stops.
 A train station is where train stops.
 On my desk, I have a work station....
 what more can I say..........

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 If it's true that we are here to help others,
 then, what exactly are the others here for?

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 Since light travels faster than sound, people
 appear bright until you hear them speak.

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 How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word ?

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 Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

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 One should love animals.
 They are so tasty.

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 Save water.
 Shower with your girl friend.

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 Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
 And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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 Every man should marry.
 After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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 the wise never marry.
 and when they marry they become otherwise.

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 Love is photogenic
 It needs darkness to develop

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 Children in backseats cause accidents
 Accidents in backseats cause children

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 'Your future depends on your dreams'
 So go to sleep

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 There should be a better way to start a day than
 waking up every morning

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 'Hard work never killed anybody'
 But why take the risk !

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 When two's company, three's the result !

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 The more you learn, the more you know,
 The more you know, the more you forget
 The more you forget, the less you know
 So.. why learn.