A lawyer breaks red signal and gets pulled to a side by sheriff deputy. Lawyer thinks to have a little fun (he thinks he is more educated than him) at deputy's expense.
Sheriff : license and registration please
Lawyer : what for
Sheriff : sir, u didnt stop at red light, license and registration please
Lawyer : i did slow down, and no body was coming anyway
Sheriff : sir, but still u didnt stop at red light, license and registration please
Lawyer : whats the difference
Sheriff : difference is you have to stop at red signal, its the law, not slow down, now can i pls have ur license and registration
Lawyer : if you tell me legal difference between "stop" and "slow down", ill show you my license and registration and you can then issue a ticket, if not....ill not show and you wont issue ticket
now seeing this...
Sheriff : please step out of the vehicle sir.
and deputy pulls out his black night-stick and starts banging the hell out at lawyer's body crazily and says...now do you want me to "stop" or "slow down"....!!!!!!
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Ghostly Car Ad
Make sure you read the info below before you view the video and turn up the volume if you can.
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.
Watch the front end of the car closely as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road....Spooky!
Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial. A little creepy but it seems to be authentic!
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.
Watch the front end of the car closely as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road....Spooky!
Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial. A little creepy but it seems to be authentic!
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Afterall everyone need some excitement in their life ;)
This is real, happened at DenverPlace - Plaza Tower
http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=137
This is real, happened at DenverPlace - Plaza Tower
http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=137
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