A lawyer breaks red signal and gets pulled to a side by sheriff deputy. Lawyer thinks to have a little fun (he thinks he is more educated than him) at deputy's expense.
Sheriff : license and registration please
Lawyer : what for
Sheriff : sir, u didnt stop at red light, license and registration please
Lawyer : i did slow down, and no body was coming anyway
Sheriff : sir, but still u didnt stop at red light, license and registration please
Lawyer : whats the difference
Sheriff : difference is you have to stop at red signal, its the law, not slow down, now can i pls have ur license and registration
Lawyer : if you tell me legal difference between "stop" and "slow down", ill show you my license and registration and you can then issue a ticket, if not....ill not show and you wont issue ticket
now seeing this...
Sheriff : please step out of the vehicle sir.
and deputy pulls out his black night-stick and starts banging the hell out at lawyer's body crazily and says...now do you want me to "stop" or "slow down"....!!!!!!
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