Marriage - Fun

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage... it is self-defense!
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Its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
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Sagaai hui... Shaadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi...
ghar SWARG ban gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI...
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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.