Difference Between Sexes

Following are some suggestions of BBC News Online readers for the difference between sexes. These differences are interesting, please read on...

• Women have the Oh dear, the toilet paper is on its last sheet; must replace it immediately gene. This is entirely absent in men who have the Oh s..t! Can you pass me a toilet roll, love? gene!
• Ask a woman in the street how to get somewhere and she will direct via shops. Ask a man and it will be via pubs
• When faced with flat-pack furniture, men never read the manual. Yet they spend hours reading manuals for cars or bikes they will never own.
• Men can balance an infinite amount of rubbish in the bin, without noticing it is full.
• Women know when all you want is a glass of wine, nodding sympathy and a good whinge. Men offer a solution.
• Men cannot watch sports and talk to their wives at the same time.
• If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had gone with.
• Men do not even bother to look for something, then ask where it is and hope that it was the woman who put it away
• When men want something they ask for it. When women want something they make a point distantly related to the subject and wait for a response.
• Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you feel really bad and guilty until you surrender
• Men can watch an entire film without having to ask who is that, what does he do?
• Women pee together. Men do not acknowledge, let alone speak, to each other when peeing.
• Men can drive without having to look at themselves in the mirror.
• Women can get by with 10 or 20 CDs. Men need 200 plus.

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