3 Old Men

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

The 70 year old man says, 'I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.'

The 80 year old man says, 'My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.'

The 90 year old man says, 'At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow.'

'So what's your problem?' ask the others. 'I don't wake up until nine!'