1.Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
2.A Happy Boss tells his employees: You worked very hard this year.
As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000.
If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.
3.Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
4.An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that
Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai!
5.What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
6.God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
7.Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
8.Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),
what u njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
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