Shayari

1) aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
well played! well played! well played!!

2) tum aa gaye ho ;noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen

3) jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya

4) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

5) Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

6) Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nikla (wah wah).

7) Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash !

8) Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

9) Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai.
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai,
For example Fevicol (wah wah)

10) Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise '

11) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.

12) Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.

13) Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.
La, phawda mujhe de.(Wah Wah)

14) jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

15) Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

16) LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI.

17) TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

18) WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI. Big deal!

19) Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
*wah*wah*wah*wah

20) Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee
*wah*wah*wah*wah

21) Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
*wah*wah*wah*wah*wah

22) kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

24) ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

  Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Irshaad.Irshaad


25) Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
IrshaadIrshaad.

26) Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

27) This is the Very special.
Before Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.

28) Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se