Funny SMS Messages

January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed...
U...
R...
Always...
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I 'll take u an eye specialist !!

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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool.

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I wrote ur name on the sands...
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart...
i got a HEART ATTACK

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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers

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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain
& u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

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when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock


ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKEY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK


I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water !! ;)

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when i call u;
1 ring means I'm thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means ... pick d phone idiot

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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

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The human brain is most outstanding thing...
it functions 24hrs 365 days...
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality


SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

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History Teacher : From where to where did the Mughals rule ?
Student : Teacher, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26

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Teacher: U are a failure! At ur age, Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but at ur age Hitler had committed suicide.