Do you know your Staff

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!"

Right Person - Right Job?

How To Put The Right Person In The Right Job?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:

(a) If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - Put Them In Accounts.
(b) If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put Them In Engineering.
(c) If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put Them In Planning.
(d) If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put Them In Operations.
(e) If they are sleeping - Put Them In Security.
(f) If they have broken! the bricks into pieces - Put Them In Information Technology.
(g) If they are sitting idle - Put Them In The Human Resource Department.
(h) If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put Them In The Materials Department.
(i) If they have already left for the day - Put Them In Marketing.
(j) If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has moved - Put Them In Top Management!!!

Bald Celebrities

Ever wanted to see your favorite celebrities as Bald ?




Here is a collection of photos of Bald Celebrities.

Robot Paintings

Amazing Paintings created using Photoshop. Old paintings are edited and some characters are replaced with Robots, cartoons...





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Amazing Human Mind

Aoccdrnig to a rsaeerch at a Birsith Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmotnat tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Whose Baby

Now whose baby is this ?

Funny Taxi

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Always There

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What, my dear?" she asked gently.

"You're a goddamn jinx!"

Hearing Problem

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.

He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.

He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.

Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"

She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"

Medicine for Itching

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