I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word ?
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Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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the wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
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'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day than
waking up every morning
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'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk !
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When two's company, three's the result !
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
