Coded message

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive", Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H

George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell.
Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA.
No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and the Secret Service... the list got longer and longer.
Eventually they asked Mossad in Israel for help.
Cpt. Moshe Pippick took one look at it and replied:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down..."

Lessons In Management

Management Lesson Number One
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.  A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." "The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was soon spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions. The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

Lesson Number Four
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Computer Shayari

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon,tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera,system hota hai crash

Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai...woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain...aur lonely hain
Problem hai ki bus voh...read only hain

Shayad mere pyar ko taste...karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya...ke paste karna bhool gaye

Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain

Tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo

I can see you...

I can see you

I can see you....
You are not working.... and Just browsing the internet!

Curry-N-Rice Girl

Funny video "Curry-N-Rice Girl" by mc vikram & luda krishna





My resignation

My Dear collegues,

Finally I took a brave decision. Tomorrow will be my last day here, I would like to inform each and everyone of you of my decision.

I am leaving this company as I have got a small job as a football coach. It is quite far from here. Anyways, I will miss u guys.

Wishing you all the best of luck for your future.

Keep in touch.

I will send you all my new mobile number when I reach there.

Keep Smiling...

bye...

P .S. I am attaching a small photograph of the team that I am going to coach there. It came with the offer letter...