Recession - Cubicle Decoration

Cubicle in an MNC company, suffering from recession.....
All the Employees have decorated their Cubicle...
Let's see who has won the Best Cubicle....


On Bench without having a project..............






Runner up ...



and the winner is....

If You Love Someone

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE


If you love someone,

set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was ....



 

THE NEW VERSIONS ARE ...


Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ....

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

 

Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ....

Don't worry, she will come back .

 

Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, ask her why ..

 

Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set her free ....

If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

 

Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ..

If she doesn't come back,

continue to wait until she comes back ...

 

Playful

If you love someone,

Set her free ....

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

set her free again, repeat ...

 

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she = new CShe;

 

Animal-Rights Activist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

 

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

 

Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve.

 

Statisticians :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you, the probability of her coming

back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable

anyway.

 

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!

 

Over possessive person :

If you love someone

don't set her free.

 

MBA :

If you love someone set her free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously

 

Psychologist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

 

Somnabulist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

 

ERP functional expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, map her into your system

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

 

Finance expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

 

Marketing Specialist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market .


Stranger in my House

This is very interesting and not the ending I had expected!!!!

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Texas town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on.

As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger...he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with
Adventures, mysteries and comedies.

If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped
Talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind.

Sometimes, Mom would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet. (I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.)

Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, but the stranger never felt obligated to honor them. Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home... Not from us, our friends or any visitors. Our longtime visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush. My Dad didn't permit the liberal use of alcohol. But the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular
Basis. He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly and pipes distinguished.
He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing.

I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked... And NEVER asked to leave.

More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he was at first.. Still, if you could walk into my parents' den today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures.

His name?.... .. .


We just call him 'TV.'

He has a wife now....We call her 'Computer.'