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Ever wonder how they took these pictures? Well... this is the vehicle that took those pictures:
Source: Telegraph
Google Car - Camera that took Street pictures
Google Maps has a Street View feature using which one can actually see a 360 degree view of the Street. Here is a sample:
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Ever wonder how they took these pictures? Well... this is the vehicle that took those pictures:
Source: Telegraph
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Ever wonder how they took these pictures? Well... this is the vehicle that took those pictures:
Source: Telegraph
21 Changes to IPL
The following 21 changes will be made to renew our pride in continuing with the world's best "Cric-entertainment" league - the IPL
1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing Lalit Modi, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India.
2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Chairman should be her own candidate, Mr Dalit Modi.
3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians (preferably Maharashtrian Brahmins). All other players will have their legs broken. Zaheer Khan will have his house burned down. So will Irfan Pathan, Yusuf Pathan and Mohd Kaif.
4. The Chennai Super Kings team will be renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively.
5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc.
6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked.
7. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% of each team should be reserved for women.
8. Mayawati will demand that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets.
9. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized.
10. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parlimentary Commission.
11. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centers from 10 a.m. to 12.45 p.m. The facility to purchase tickets on your cellphone will immediately be withdrawn.
12. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him.
13. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants.
14. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks.
15. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 p.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability.
16. Between each innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired.
17. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed " Krishi Darshan."
18. There will be no matches on weekends or on national / regional holidays.
19. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green.
20. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls (Hindi terms for underhand bowling) to the reserved players.
21. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it .
Nuclear Power and Shit
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said: "Let's talk, I am sure that flights are faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger.
"How about nuclear power?" The girl asked.
"Ok," he said "That could be an interesting topic!"
The girl continues: "But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"The stranger thinks about it and says:"Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies:"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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The little girl who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger.
"How about nuclear power?" The girl asked.
"Ok," he said "That could be an interesting topic!"
The girl continues: "But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"The stranger thinks about it and says:"Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies:"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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When God asked me to marry again
A funny narration by Mr. Ranjan about his dream where God asked him to marry again. The funny part is the conversation about this topic with his wife.
"God wanted a favour from you?" I did notice a smile escaping on Rekha's face.
"Yes. Apparently, God has a 56 year old devotee who has a 27 year old daughter named Pratiksha. He wants me to marry her."
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"Rekha, I swear I can identify God's voice. The lightening was equivalent to three or four tube lights and the boom in his voice can't be replicated unless somebody had installed 3000 Watts Bose speakers."
"So, I understand you are going ahead with God's dictate and marrying that Pratiksha girl?"
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