A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;
"Emma come first. Den I come.
Two asses, dey come together. I come again.
Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."
A Young Camel
A young camel was bored one day and started asking his mother questions.
"Why do we have large three toed feet?"
"So we don't sink while walking in the soft sands of the desert," his mother replied.
"Why do we have long eyelashes?" was the next question.
"To stop the sand of the desert storms getting in our eyes," was the exasperated reply.
"Why do we have a large hump on our back?"
"So we can cross the many miles of desert without needing water," his mother snapped.
"So what the hell are we doing in this zoo?"
"Why do we have large three toed feet?"
"So we don't sink while walking in the soft sands of the desert," his mother replied.
"Why do we have long eyelashes?" was the next question.
"To stop the sand of the desert storms getting in our eyes," was the exasperated reply.
"Why do we have a large hump on our back?"
"So we can cross the many miles of desert without needing water," his mother snapped.
"So what the hell are we doing in this zoo?"
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