There was heavy rush in the bus...One man was taking advantage of the situation... he was touching a lady standing near by him.
Lady turned to him and said "you are touching your thing to me"
Man : "Please do not misunderstand...it is actually my salary in my pocket"
Lady : "Oh that's great.. you got salary hike 5 times in last 10 mins."
Geography of women
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America .
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan .
Very hot, wise and beautiful !
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia .
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia .
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America .
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan .
Very hot, wise and beautiful !
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia .
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia .
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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