Cat walking back home

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.

The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him.

At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.

An hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.

Frustrated the man said," Put that cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!!

Moral: "How much ever we dislike somebody, someday we will need their assistance.  So never worry how many people dislike you.... "

Funny Leave Applications

IT Company , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: 

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." 

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This is from another IT Company, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: 

"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." 

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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept: 

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 

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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: 

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave" 

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An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." 

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A leave letter to the headmaster: 

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster: 

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." 

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Covering note: 

"I am enclosed herewith..." 

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Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." 

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Actual letter written for application of leave: 

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 

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Letter writing:- 

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." 

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A candidate's job application: 

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.