An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
He asked 'How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?'
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
'Can you see the river?'
'Yes'
'Can you see the bridge over it?'
'Of course', said the minister.
'10 percent', said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
'How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?', he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
'See the river over there?'
'Sure', cried the senator.
'Can you see the bridge over it?'
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said -
'No, I don't see any bridge.'
'100 percent', said the minister !!
3 Old Men
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, 'I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.'
The 80 year old man says, 'My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.'
The 90 year old man says, 'At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow.'
'So what's your problem?' ask the others. 'I don't wake up until nine!'
The 70 year old man says, 'I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.'
The 80 year old man says, 'My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.'
The 90 year old man says, 'At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow.'
'So what's your problem?' ask the others. 'I don't wake up until nine!'
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