A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots....
But fairies are......female
Simple and Sweet Jokes
1.Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
2.A Happy Boss tells his employees: You worked very hard this year.
As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000.
If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.
3.Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
4.An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that
Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai!
5.What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
6.God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
7.Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
8.Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),
what u njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
2.A Happy Boss tells his employees: You worked very hard this year.
As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000.
If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.
3.Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
4.An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that
Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai!
5.What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
6.God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
7.Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
8.Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),
what u njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
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