Project Manager - Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Developer - Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite Coordinator - One who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client - The one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager - Person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team - Thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team - Thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor - The person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
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