3 Differences

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Ten Best Things


TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk !

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen"

Roles - Definitions (s/w)

Project Manager - Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one  month.

Developer - Person who thinks it will take 18 months to  deliver a baby.

Onsite Coordinator - One who thinks single woman can  deliver nine babies in one month.

Client - The one who doesn't know  why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager - Person who thinks he can  deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team - Thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a  child with zero resources.

Documentation Team - Thinks they don't  care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor - The person who is never happy with the process to produce a  baby.

Friendly Stranger

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide! "

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, " Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".

Here comes the day ...

Here comes the day... which is not mine,
as i dont have any valentine.
things happened in the past which are not fine.
rainy days for me even when the sun shine.
 
no girl to propose,
no aroma of rose,
no chance for my bike to give lift,
no special person to give gift.
no miss is there to miss
no experience of kiss.
no dinner in the moon light.
no chance to have the day bright.
 
 
even though i dont fall in love
i will always bow to love.
wishing great time to ppl who are in love
 

" Wish u a happy valentines day"

Love is ...

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire... continues with smoke... and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers ;-)

Workoholic

A funny video about a chinese person who has become soooo workoholic that he has forgot his own personal life.
Watch this video to find out how workoholic he has become.

Latest Poem in School

Twinkle Twinkle little STAR.
I Just went to Royal Bar.
Quarter Rates are up so HIGH.
So Drink a beer with Chicken FRY.

Talk to Sanjiv

Talk to Funny Sanjiv, working at Nevashut Gas Station.
See if you can win all the Pringles...

Waterfall Model

The waterfall model is a software development model (a process for the creation of software) in which development is seen as flowing steadily downwards (like a waterfall) through the phases of
Requirements
|___Design
|___Implementation
|___Testing
|___Integration
|___Maintenance

The following picture will illustrate the implementation of this model.