- Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
- hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
- wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
- thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
- finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
- measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
- breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
- vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
- knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
- classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
- dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
- promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
- sent away as soon as possible.
Signed - Project Leader
NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13)for my true assessment of him.
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