Smart, or Stupid Questions

These are some stupid questions... but they will make you think.
  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  • Can you cry under water?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  • If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  • If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
  • If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
  • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  • Whats a question with no answer called?
  • When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  • Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
  • Why is a square meal served on round plates?
  • Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
  • Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

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