FW: "SIMHA" MOVIE SPECIAL OFFER

Funny mail... but looks like film makers and fans are resorting to any kind of publicity(+ve or -ve).


Sent: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 11:34 AM
Subject: "SIMHA" MOVIE SPECIAL OFFER

 

Most awaited World Wide Release of the decade SIMHA is expected to break all time record Collections of AVATAR/ 3 IDIOTS etc with the bellow attractive packages:

 

Gear up to Grab the offer:

 

The below mentioned rates are applicable in Ordinary Cinemas in India irrespective of Age and Gender.

 

Entry in  the beginning of the movie: 1/-

Exit in the middle of the movie: 200/-

Exit at the end of the movie  : Not applicable.

Location: All Centers.

 

 

The below mentioned rates are applicable in India irrespective of Age and Gender.

 

Multiplexes Special Package:

 

Entry in  the beginning of the movie: Free Free Free

Exit in the middle of the movie: 500/-

Exit at the end of the movie  : Not applicable.

Location: All Centers.

 

Overseas Package:

 

Entry to the movie : Free pick-up within 10miles radius from the Cinema to respective Seats.

Exit in the middle of the movie: 75 USD  or equal amount in respective Currencies

Exit at the end of the movie  : Sorry , only first half will be screened ,assuming every one leave the Cinema by that time.

Drop Service (which would be mandatory) : 75 USD  or equal amount in respective Currencies to the nearest available Hospitals.

Location: All Centers.

 

Note: No Health Insurance company would bare the amount claimed by the SIMHA Victims. This special Clause is included in all the medical policies recently!!

 

 


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